Saturday, April 10, 2010

Bush, Obama, and a dark tunnel...

  THE TRAIN, THE TUNNEL, THE SLAP
                                                                         
                                                       
                                                                         
                                                                         

           Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a
           little old lady, and a young blond girl with large boobs.


           The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there
           is the sound of a loud slap.


           When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a bright red
           hand print over his eye and on his cheek.


           No one speaks.


           The old lady thinks:


           Bush must have groped the blond in the dark, and she slapped
           him.


           The blond girl thinks:


           Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
           fondled the old lady and she slapped him..


           Bush thinks:


           Obama must have groped the blond in the dark. She tried to
           slap him but missed and got me instead.


           Obama thinks:


           I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap Bush again!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Billy Payne weighs in at the Masters...Another Good ole boy..

Billy Payne, chairman of Augusta National Golf Club, has harsh words for Tiger Woods
Really Billy??? Tiger disappointed his wife and his children but not anyone else...he is not responsible for your hero worshiping or your children  or grandchildren. A parent should be a child's role model and it is that parents place to 1) keep hero worship in check...2) to explain the humanness of every person and why no person is worthy of that kind of worship...actually this just sounds like the good ole bois getting a dig in at the black man that slide into their private club...You should be thanking Gawd that Tiger has chosen to return and is doing so at your lil event...your ratings this week will sky rocket..

Friday, April 2, 2010

The other flash mob.

What a flash mob is really supposed to be... Philly Flash Mob on April Fools

MHOH #3 is ON!!!

Yay...Make Him Over Grid wide hunt #3 has begun!!!  Free clothes, hair, skins, shapes,poses,and who knows what else...174 stores this time just ripe for the picking...So accept the G.D. new T.O.S. and get on the grid and start hunting..
The MHOH#3 Hint Blog with store links
and the first store of course is KMADD (shhhhh..great new hair and hat!!! :-)  )